Special message

Rolling bookbags, noisy kids at nice restaurants, drumming on the table... whatever your pet peeve is, there are always things that really grind our gears. For me? Guys leaving the toilet seat up. I hate it. It is not supposed to be left up. For one thing, it looks funny up. And, I don't understand how a guy can aim well enough to shoot a ball in a hoop or pitch a ball to a glove, but can't keep from peeing on the lid. Anyways, the lid should not be left up. Out of the four ways the toilet is used (2 for women, 2 for men) only ONE needs the lid up. Therefore, it should be put back down. Now, Parker is very good about this and I greatly appreciate it. Thanks honey!

Don't worry... I have a point, read on.

Parker also has a sweet way of showing that he thinks about me during the day. Evidence: Today he forwarded me an email called "Amazing Simple Home Remedies" and he added a special note. Read on...

Amazing Simple Home Remedies:

1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.
2. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
3. For high blood pressure sufferers: Simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.
4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives... then you'll be afraid to cough.
6. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
7. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

His special message?

"Check out #2. I LOVE YOU!
Love, Parker"